JOKE OF THE WEEK

THE JOKE - A Snail Enters a Bar

A snail goes into a bar and the barman tells him there’s a strict policy about not having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman “Hey, man! What did you do that for?”

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VOCABULARY

Snail = a small creature (like a slug) with a round shell on its back. Snails are known for being very slow.
Policy = rules, a plan of action or ideals of a business or political party
Strict = unbending or uncompromising, demanding that rules be obeyed
To kick (somebody) out = to send someone away, to expel.


 WHY IS IT FUNNY?

The snail took so long - a year - to return back into the bar and ask why it was kicked out.

QUESTION: Have you ever been kicked out a place?

Retrieved from Woodward English

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